As if the airport security wouldn’t be more uncomfortable. Your body has other ideas.
The problem that well-off travelers have to deal with is pretty startling and large, and it’s been getting a lot of attention.
From jangling keys to coins that are missing or a cell phone that’s buried in your purse, It’s amazing how many things you carry with you every day that you don’t take out before going through airport security. What do you do if the thing that sets it off is just an accessory?
People who travel are telling stories about how their big p*n!ses and er*ctions set off airport security alarms. The TSA scanners can be embarrassing, but they are an important part of getting about the airport. Modern scanners use millimeter wave and automatic threat detection technology to make an image of your body in order to find a possible threat. Older versions of these scanners used to show naked pictures of passengers, but those have been taken away.
Scanners are used to find bombs, sharp items, and packages with drugs in strange shapes. They may also identify huge genitals for having a unique shape. The program is meant to highlight the traveler’s outline in the area where the item of concern is located on their body.
One person wrote on Reddit about how awkward it was to walk through TSA after saying goodbye to his long-distance lover and having “a little bump” in his bag.
He added, “I had flown to see my girlfriend, and as soon as she dropped me off, we were kissing in her car before I left.” I was able to get a little in my chub; guys know what I mean by this.
I was worried, but it was getting better. It was taking too long, though, and at one point, there was no way to tell.
“I held my hands and ran the scanner. I look at the screen and see a big red circle in my private space. At least once, I was hit hard, which is normal at airports. There is a subcutaneous defibrillator on my chest, yet he stepped into my legs.
Then he called in his boss, who patted me again and told me I could go. I said, “I was just with my girlfriend, my bad guy,” and they let me go.
The man went on to say that the event was “the most humiliating and embarrassing experience I’ve ever had” and that he hoped there weren’t any cameras that may have caught it.
Another man spoke about a similar incident on Reddit in a different thread. He had just gone through security at the airport and saw that his cr0tch was tagged as a risk.
He says that usually, every time I go through security at an airport, the scanner for my whole body goes off. There is a yellow strip on the screen that covers my p*n!s. And, of course, I have to get a personal massage in places that are sensitive. It’s not just annoying for someone to touch me in my personal space every time I go to the airport; it’s also a lot of work.
Other people who read the man’s account said they had been in similar situations and felt bad for him.
If you fly and the temperatures rise, you should think about baggage claim.